Everyone got your "thy"s and "thou"s worked out? Great. Gets a little old after a couple hours.

I think this might be the longest I've gone without being cursed. We should throw a party. I demand presents-- like a puppy or something.

. . . Anybody seen Demyx lately? Tall. Blond. Mullet. Real hard to miss.

Also, if anyone's just dying to have a human torch working for them, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

. . . Has anyone seen Roxas around? I haven't seen him since he reverted about ten years. Here's to hoping he didn't go back the rest of the way, yeah? Hn.

Better not of run off thinking I was still pissed at him.

. . . Home again, home again. Or not.

Great to see that this place hasn't changed any. At all. Still fucking around with the citizens, at least, judging by the amount of whining you're all doing. Come on, it's 24 hours, be a man about it--or, seeing as that's now impossible for some of you more sensitive types, a woman, if you so prefer.

Wonder if Roxas is still staying in the same building . . . Or if he's even still here.

[ooc; Axel's back. Back again. Memories of the city and all. Well--some of them. In any case, strikeouts illegible.]

Wheels on my boots, what the hell. This isn't even close to funny.

I can't even walk right and people are ramming me into walls, next person who does it gets a chakram to the face.

I shouldn't be avoiding him over this. I know I shouldn't, but...

Hell, I can't look at the kid without it hurting.

Did he feel like this when I came back?

Worst 24 hours of my life. Afterlife. Whatever.

[ooc; Yes, I'm aware I'm hella late with this. I apologize. So, it can be taken that Axel's avoiding Roxas still because... he was that distraught by not being able to save him again.]

Roxas... Why didn't you tell me.

So. It's relatively normal to think your best friend makes a pretty hot lady, right?

[ooc; Axel's under the Dirty Little Secret Curse, feel free to use it to your advantage. He will look back on this on Monday and die inside.]

...God knows how I pissed him off this time.

Dammit.

ETA: Oh, hell. Thanks, Lyra, but cookies aren't going to fix this.

[Filtered from Vexen//unhackable]
Demyx.

I hope you believe me now that your little Vexy is bad news. He attacked Roxas.

If you don't tell me where you two are staying, I'll just find him myself. But, it would sure make things a whole lot easier if you just told me.
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Vexen, I swear to whatever deity is listening, you're going to pay. You wanted to get to me, well, you fucking did. So why don't you come out and play so we can get this over with.

[ooc; Oh yes, Axel is out for blood, now.]

No, I am not a fucking fire-type. I'm not an animal in the first place, you idiots.

Stop trying to catch me, or you'll have a chakram so far up your anal cavity, you won't remember how to throw your stupid little balls.